You're so nebulous sometimes
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He better not be in your backpack
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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