You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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