Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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