got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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