Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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