Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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