Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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