People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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