im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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