You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
