She's JV to your varsity
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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