went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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