you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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