yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.