Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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