I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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