Are we in a gay sports bar?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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