yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I would ride that face into the sunset