Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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