Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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