I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
