Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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