I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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