love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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