Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I am puke
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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