I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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