I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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