"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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