thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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