Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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