dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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