It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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