i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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