we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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