i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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