So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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