You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize
