Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
