he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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