I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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