i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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