Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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