Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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