I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
bring money and cleavage
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
