Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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