I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
