Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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