She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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