I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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