I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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