it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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